keanu\ reeves

1. (Keanu Reeves) (555↑, 138↓)

A selected person, a chosen one.

"They got a Keanu Reeves\!" "Oh Shit, we can't beat a Keanu Reeves\!"

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2. (keanu reeves) (427↑, 208↓)

A physically able actor with the emotional range of a post. Most famous for starring in the recent Matrix Trilogy as Neo, the main protagonist.

"Isn't it ironic how the epitome and ultimate conclusion of the human race, Neo, is played by a catatonic, while a heartless program, Agent Smith, is played with zest by such a magnificent actor?

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3. (keanu reeves) (331↑, 200↓)

One of the most criticized and misunderstood actors today - except for those who really get him. He's simply a human being who is searching for the answers to those questions most people that attempt to use their brain and tap into their emotions also look for - the meaning life, etc. who uses his job to explore those questions/answers...a job that gives him the attention he tries to avoid which many people think give them the right to criticize and ridicule him. He’s a regular Joe who happens to be an actor. If you like his acting, you’ll watch his movies. If you don’t like him why waste your time to ridicule someone who still has the last laugh? Regardless of what you say, he makes a lot more money than you\!

K = heart + brain + $ = best catch out there\!

Author: Shauna Waz http://keanu-reeves.urbanup.com/1419917

4. (Keanu Reeves) (223↑, 93↓)

An A-list actor who shot to stardom after his movie "Speed" became a classic favorite among audiences in the mid 1990's. He is often perceived as enigmatic, zen-like, and mysterious. There is the misconception that he is not intelligent when in fact it is quite the opposite. Keanu Reeves is a highly accomplished actor who is hard working, respects his costars, and is loyal to his family and friends. He is extremely well-read, witty, charming, genuine, giving, caring, and incredibly talented. He researches his roles, and does his best to become every character he plays in his cinematic endeavors. Not only is he easy on the eyes but it is his heart that makes him as beautiful as ever. Keanu Reeves is an actor in every sense of the word.

Keanu Reeves... that about says it all. One of a kind. A rarity in Hollywood.

Author: Suzanne A. http://keanu-reeves.urbanup.com/1882089

5. (Keanu Reeves) (90↑, 0↓)

The shoes in your closet that go well with every outfit but are extremely uncomfortable.

I'm wearing the Keanu Reeves, because I have this crazy outfit and no other shoes work with it.

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6. (keanu reeves) (173↑, 105↓)

Keanu Reeves is the freaking hottest actor on the face of the earth\! Hells ya, anyone with those fine brown eyes, thick dark hair and a trenchcoat with about 20,000 guns is o.k. in my book\! Damn, he is the most adorable motorcycle riding, agent fighting, demon slaying, ballroom dancing, bass playing, time traveling hottie ever\! Keanu Reeves has those funny little quirks and smooth little smiles that make you melt at the movies\! He is amazziinggg and u know that everyone secretly loves him even though his movies are just a little repetetive.

Matrix-(black cat walks by) Keanu Reeves-"Whoa, deja vu\!"

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7. (keanu reeves) (239↑, 184↓)

The fucking hottest man alive who is an actor, bass player, is sweet and sexy and beautiful and has a cute personality. All the asswipes below are jealous of him.

Keanu Reeves is fucking hot.

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8. (Keanu Reeves) (131↑, 79↓)

Priceless actor. Keanu is one of those actors that only go good in certian movies, but could you imagine someone with any emotional depth playing in Bill & Ted or the Matrix? Keanu's cut&dry, often laughable acting is not without its charm.

"Hello Neo, do you know who this is?" "Morpheus" "Yes..." "Whoa\!"

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9. (keanu reeves) (89↑, 60↓)

What would we all do without HIS coolness? HIS mystery? HIS look? Not forget HIS beauty... All this makes HIM hot, hotter, hottest... I'm sure we need him\!\!\!

* from Constantine / the Bathroom scene: she - "should I take all my clothes off?" he - "I'm thinking..." (accompanied by an almost invisible smile with only one corner of his mouth)

Author: Beate http://keanu-reeves.urbanup.com/1419325

10. (keanu reeves) (52↑, 42↓)

Keanu Reeves is an enigmatic, mysterious, under-rated, sexy-voiced, delicious, charismatic, charming actor.

Keanu Reeves played a doctor in Thumbsucker where he was a wisdom prescribing hippie. In "Something's Gotta Give" he played another doctor who not only cared for his patient, but showered his love-interest with plenty of charm as well\! Gotta Love Him\!

Author: Carol in Texas http://keanu-reeves.urbanup.com/1974774

11. (Keanu Reeves) (35↑, 34↓)

The most sexiest man alive\!

I wanna fuck Keanu Reeves left right and centre

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12. (keanu reeves) (24↑, 25↓)

if beautiful needed a new definition, I'm pretty sure that Keanu Reeves would be it. although his acting skills are unfortunately unappreciated by some, many love his movies, and a large sum those people adore the man's arresting good looks as well. he is best known by the vast majority of us [nerds],as the protagonist of the [matrix trilogy,[neo].

neo was played by keanu reeves. also known as gorgeous McGorgeousness.

Author: neochica http://keanu-reeves.urbanup.com/2574461

13. (keanu reeves) (45↑, 46↓)

an actor who played in such movies as Bill and Ted, The Matrix, and his new movie Constantine, but only 3 of the movies hes been in DO NOT HAVE PHONE BOOTHS\!\!\!

"Keanu Reeves? THAT HACK, HES ONLY BEEN IN 3 MOVIES WITHOUT PHONE BOOTHS\!" "Thanks Zeph"

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14. (Keanu Reeves) (6↑, 9↓)

When a (usually attractive) human male decides to strip down beyond his skivvies (naked) and cover his body in pink or peach colored slime. A few examples from the entertainment industry are: The first Matrix, the day the earth stood still, Austin Powers, Heroes season 3, and Star Wars 5.

Jimmy: "Hey\! Did you see Mohinder from Heroes?\! He pulled a total Keanu Reeves in the third season\!\!" Cindy: "I know\! I just about had an orgasm\!"

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15. (KEANU REEVES) (13↑, 16↓)

A term used when talking about the drug Speed, Base etc. Meant as in the film with the bus... Also used is Sandra Bullock.

"Hey dude you got any Keanu Reeves..."

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16. (Keanu Reeves) (2↑, 8↓)

Kind, Eager, Ambitious, Nerdy, Unpredictable Contagious, Humble, Adorable, Relentless, Loving, Edgy, Shy Raging, Effervescent, Exuberant, Vivacious, Energetic, Sad Keanu always is looking for the good in everything: his work, his life and other people. He loves art, music and literature. In his acting he finds peace and rest. Acting to him is more than a job - it's a vocation. Acting to Keanu Reeves is a way to explore different grounds, different ideas about life and he can immerse himself completely. He wants to be good and never shies away from putting all his time and effort into one of his roles. His fans love him for his compassion, his love for his work and his dedication. His colleagues praise his kindness, his talent, and his humble character.

"Art is about trying to find the good in people and making the world a more compassionate place." - Keanu Reeves

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17. (keanu reeves) (118↑, 131↓)

a plank of wood pretending to be an actor.

emotion? what's that?

Author: parlez http://keanu-reeves.urbanup.com/1132781

18. (keanu reeves) (65↑, 105↓)

Proof that everyone has a shot at being a successful actor

You mean Keanu Reeves did it? So you're telling me there's a chance..

Author: Michael Webster http://keanu-reeves.urbanup.com/539609

19. (Keanu Reeves) (37↑, 83↓)

Crappy actor whom is overhyped , very little emotional range and his primary fanabse is teen girls (obvious from the above post's)

Moronic Girl : Hey did you see the latest Keanu reeves movie Me : Fuck no , I'd rather watch a plank with googely eyes taped on

Author: Rockem Sockem http://keanu-reeves.urbanup.com/1841961

20. (Keanu Reeves) (38↑, 90↓)

Forrest Gump with better hair.

Whoa, Keanu totally Forrest Gumped his career.

Author: T Hizzle http://keanu-reeves.urbanup.com/1229258

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Last updated: 2012.03.01